June 25th, 2009

One Year.

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2 Responses to “One Year.”

  1. sonny says:
    June 26, 2009 at 11:23 am

    hi, i really like this…maybe you should create some sort of massive art project that involves and/or benefits those you want to help, like that aids quilt and shit. just an idea…

  2. Amir says:
    June 27, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Why don’t you come live with me for a year? You can serve humanity by being our nanny and cook. You can be our Calpurnia. Then Maayan will grow up to be fucking cool as fucking hell.

    BTW, this is a totally serious offer.
    BTW, I will double your pay if you change your name to “Murray”
    BTW, I will triple your pay if you spend the entire year in black face.
    BTW, according to a man who sells low quality AUDIO tapes in Jerusalem, I recently died.
    BTW, winter isn’t that bad. I’ll buy you a grow light and then proceed to quadruple your pay.
    BTW, I recently adopted a 17 year old orphaned black child named Brandon who had taken many naps. Your duties will include whitening his skin through telepathy for which you will be paid in RUPEES, quintuple the original amount you would have made in dirty Shekels.

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