October 13th, 2009
The Shake Weight for Men
From the desk of Whutsiznaim at Cool Married Guy:
I….I don’t quite know what to say about this video, I mean….. I just don’t know if it’s funny because the creators legitimately didn’t realize what this looks like, or maybe they did know and they’re trying to pull one off on everyone…..or if I’m horrified….or if it’s real, or if this video reached me because it’s just….I mean, you know…(sigh) man. I….I’m just so uncomfortable, I’m…..I’m just really trying…I’m like trying to (sigh)….like am I laughing like “haha” laughing, or is it more of an uncomfortable laugh, like….like I just don’t know how else to react….or…..(sigh)……
We all know it looks like something a man can stick down his pants and have a pretty good time with - if his hairy palms are too tired to do the (hand)job.
If it was only a few dollars cheaper, I might be encouraged to check it out, but…
No.
I can jerk off all by myself.