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January 14th, 2010

Porn in Recession: America in Decline

January 13, 2010

Porn in Recession: America in Decline

The recession is upon us; no one sane would dare doubt it. The auto industry’s long since moved overseas, and despite government bailouts, no one in their right mind would buy a Ford. Pilots are working longer hours for 50% pay; 127 banks have failed. But are industries we previously thought to be recession-proof feeling the punch too? If porno fails, says the soothsayer, the nation fails…

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October 29th, 2009

The Economics of Porn, Part Three: High-Priced Hooking

I had a very enlightening conversation last night with Mark Spiegler, long-time agent in the skin business, where we talked about the declining revenues for performers and producers.

Spiegler hipped me to the fact that many adult performers - both current and retired, but by the looks of it, mostly retired, or at least much more well-known for their past work - have chosen to take their talents to the general public.

The best-known site for porn star escorts is bodymiracle.com, where stars like Devon, Chasey Lain, Nikita Denise, Savannah Stern, and Nina Hartley list their prices for pleasure time.

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“Porn’s not paying as much as it once did,” said Spielger. “Companies are shooting less. And while the women I represent generally don’t escort, because I advise them not to, many do. In fact, I think some women get into porn to build their name up, so they can make more as an escort.”

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October 23rd, 2009

The Economics of Porn, Part Two

We are in one horrible recession, granted. And porn is being gutted by the Tubes, granted, part two.

Can we look into a crystal ball and see what’s going to happen to our fine, feathered friends? What is the future of recession-porn? Let’s address the question: should you make it a career choice?

1. Like the airline pilots, actors and actresses are in the process of taking a major pay cut. The guys with caps and wings got a 50 % pay cut: seems like it’s headed that way for porn, too. It’d mean a boy-girl scene is coming in at around $500, instead of an even grand. And a dude, instead of getting his $500 or so, is going to be available for schlong duty at $250.

What does that mean for you, as a rising producer? It means it’s time to start cracking! Your money can go twice as far, so make twice as many! Make that porn. You’ll be keeping bread on the table for people with names like Mr. Pete and Kacey Jordan. But at the same time, you’ll have to figure out how to make money at all with your porn. Because with all these dang Tubes out there - Cliphunter, Pornhub, TeenTube, you name it - I don’t see how or why any rational person would pay money to watch porno. It simply doesn’t make any sense at all. You’re going to have to learn to think outside the box.

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Kacey Jordan and Scarlett Pain

2. Basically, making porn isn’t just about being a scumbag anymore. It’s about becoming an abstract thinker. That changes the game. No longer can Larry from Fresno make a giant dent in the game simply because he has a lot of arm and underarm hair, naturally calls women “baby” and “honey” and doesn’t much mind the scent of anal lubricant. No; he’s no longer a big fish in a feces-infested pool. I remember a person named Al Borda who just made the worst porn in the world. He was literally like a taxi driver turned pornographer. He made millions. Now guys like Eric Holder, Michelle Obama, and yeah, Al Greenspan are going to have to step up to the plate and take a whack at porno. Dershowitz would be a pretty good pornographer. So would Ben Bernake. Joe Torre would be an okay pornographer; Joe Girardi might be a better one. The game is changing. Stay with me.

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Al Borda: Typical

3. Why isn’t anyone suing the tubes people? Obama was a laywer; let’s put this on his to-do list. Want to right the struggling economy? Hel-lo! Sue the tubes people, Barry. It seems like it’s a pretty easy case: pirated content appears on your site: we want money, because you’re using our content. How hard is that? Seems like instead of becoming a pornographer, you should become a pornographer’s lawyer. So let’s move Dershowitz from pornographer back to lawyer. He wasn’t a good pornographer, anyway. And you need to enroll at Wash Law, if you know what’s good for you.

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“No more Tubes. They distract me, anyway.”

4. And Goddamn, does Obama take a little break now and then and watch the Tubes? My God, I see a conflict of interest. How is he going to sue a behemoth he actually succors warmth, comfort, and jizz from? The truth is, he won’t and I shouldn’t expect him to. The really disturbing thing, of course, is how right I am, in imagining that at some point in time, Barack Obama, not to mention Rahm Emmanuel and Paul Wolfowitz and Dick Cheney and even Sandra Day O’Connor are on the interwebs, whacking away. That’s sort of the saving grace of porno: how many people use it. That’s what’s kept me following this bouncing ball for so damn long now: because it’s used. Not because it’s produced (only a few people do that) but because it’s consumed. It’s kind of horrid to think about, actually: you don’t want to imagine the best and the brightest on Pornhub. You just don’t want to. I mean, it’s a great thing to know that Mark Twain never was on Pornhub. The most disgusting onanistic thing he ever did, probably, was look at some French postcards. We’re such a shitty lonely generation. We just are.

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He did not have access to the Tubes.

5. Will this thing turn around, for porno? Well, one question is, do we care? I mean, are you worried about the people who comprise the porn industry? Are you sad that a guy is just being paid $250 to have sex with a beautiful woman? I mean, I’m so sexually frustrated, I’m considering paying for it. Not to a hooker or anybody like that; literally, I’m so on edge I might just go up to the girl who’s selling lattes and offer her thirty dollars. See where things go. See, that’s my problem. Even when I’m being profligate, I’m being cheap. Thirty dollars? Now that’s recessionary, dude.

Maybe we’re seeing the end of porno’s crazy prices: $49.99 for a DVD never made sense, anyway. I wouldn’t pay that much to watch the restored Godfather. Maybe it’s a good thing. Maybe we’ll shave down the number of smut companies in San Fernando. Maybe the LA-League will just go under, like the USFL, and we’ll have to start all over. Maybe they’ll need a new commissioner. Maybe that man will be me. Maybe that man will be me.

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September 19th, 2009

I actually like this recession.

It’s impossible to make a buck. Everybody’s out of work. It’d be easier to sell ice in Poland on Christmas Day.

But I gotta say: part of me actually likes this recession. Because we’re all in the same boat. Everyone’s a massive failure, which makes it so much easier than when it was only me.

I mean, seriously - what if I was in the state I’m in now, and it was 1999? God help me, I’d lose my mind. New movies come out all the time and they fucking tank. Books get released, get a day’s worth of publicity, then quietly disappear. I love it! There’s no one to be jealous of, because everyone’s rolling around with piss in their boots.

Even porno’s been hard hit. Check out the Alexa ratings on your favorite membership site from the olden days; chances are, it’s going down, down, down. Blacksonblondes.com went from about the 4,000th most popular site a year and a half ago, to about the 12,000th today. Bangbus.com did precisely the same dip.

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But I fear that I’m collapsing two issues here, so let’s make this discussion clear: more likely than not, those numbers are not about the recession. They’re about the TUBES.

Tube8.com is the 71st most trafficked site in the United States. It’s free. Pornhub.com is number 50. It’s free.

As Billy Watson put it to me during a recent conversation on the state of porno, “The stuff that’s on the tube sites is better and more varied than the stuff we used to pay $30 a month for. There’s no codecs, there’s no download. Admittedly, it’s hard for the consumer to do better than that.”

Watson agreed that performer rates are, indeed, down from what they were one year prior. Nina Hartley stated the same to the Economist Magazine. “More girls are hooking,” said Watson. “They never would have considered it before, because they always felt there was a strong division between adult film and plain old escorting. But now, faced with getting a real job, and fucking some old dude, they’re choosing to fuck some old dude.”

“And the thing is, they’re loving it,” continued Watson. “There’s no camera, no director to yell at them, and mostly the guy wants to talk for forty-five minutes and fuck for five. Their dad’s friends aren’t going to watch them on some DVD and beat off to their naked pussy . . . I’m telling you, we’re gonna lose some girls to whoring, you watch.”

Will things turn around for porno? Watson says they will - but that it won’t necessarily happen when recession turns. “In my opinion, the slowdown we’re experiencing in porn is 80 percent due to the tubes, and just 20 percent due to the economy.”

“The guys who run the tube sites have huge bandwith bills - up to $30,000 a month. But they’re being supported by their advertisers, and until guys start to realize that they’re not going to get laid on Adult Friend Finder and the Facebook of Sex,” - two of the major advertisers on Pornhub.com - “the tubes are going to flourish.”

But are membership sites dead in the water? Watson says no; not necessarily.

“I’m actually having the best months I’ve ever had,” said Watson, who owns the sites Manojob (a handjob site) and The Dick Suckers. “Guys who like handjobs - and believe it or not, there are plenty out there - can’t really get a lot of that content on the tube sites. Thank god. So they’ve been coming to my site.”

And they’ve been staying. Watson employs a unique strategy to involve his Manojob members: he lets them choose the female performers who will perform in the scenes.

“We keep a message board, and I basically ask them who they want to see. I give them links to the agency websites, where you can see which girls are available for work - and they make the call. It’s a great system, because even if the girl ends up being a disappointment, no one seems to care. What was important was that they got to make the choice. It’s the next best thing to getting your own dick in the game.”

Message received. We’ll beat this thing, as long as we stay innovative. We’ll succeed, but only if we stay alert. Pay attention to your audience. Give them something useful and unique.

No matter what you’re selling, let them get their dicks in the game.

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