I was a 22-year-old graduate from Brown University with no direction, no money, and no girlfriend. Adrift and alone in golden California, I felt destined to live out the rest of my days in nerdish celibacy, never finding the courage to unlock the proud, roaring beast that I knew lived deep within me. But then, one day, I had an incredible idea...
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Looking back on it, we all had it pretty good, there on eBay. Think about the way that porn is absorbed these days. There's free video all over the internet. (Forget about pictures for a second. There's like ten trillion out there)...

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This high-brow tell-all is a literary escape that even the most desperate recessionaires amongst us can stomach. Far cheaper than actual porn, and only 50% as shameful!