I was a 22-year-old graduate from Brown University with no direction, no money, and no girlfriend. Adrift and alone in golden California, I felt destined to live out the rest of my days in nerdish celibacy, never finding the courage to unlock the proud, roaring beast that I knew lived deep within me. But then, one day, I had an incredible idea...
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I stopped, mid-puff. My mouth hung open, and the lighter loosened from my grip, threatening to fall. A chill flashed through my body. Every hair stood on end. Of course, I thought. My god, it was all right...

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